I’ve been dragging my heels on doing an about-me page. I just find blathering on about myself to be an exercise in wankery. 

Still in a doodle mood, I came up with this after staring at my backyard and wondering if I should clear the landmines. I used to teach 4th grade. I myself am arrested at 10, so I understood their humor. This little app shows that. 

I got beaten up by my getRandom function, but I solved that by just making the entire app simpler. Since I come alive around 4p, I have less time than I’d like to have. I am up late anyway, but I have my limits. 

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